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"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head



if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009


things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

 *watches a movie*  *sees a dog*
me:  if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD